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Each weekday, one rap-form diss track aimed at a specific tiny American annoyance — customer-service hold music, lost UPS packages, the airport security line cutter, broken self-checkout, auto-renew subscriptions.

The Daily Diss05/21/2026, 06:03:29 AM

Episode 4 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone who paid $85 for TSA PreCheck and stood in a longer line than the regular one. The math doesn't lie: $1.89 per minute of broken promise.

Pre-Check Promise

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The Daily Diss05/20/2026, 06:04:05 AM

Episode 3 of The Daily Diss — a petty-rage boom-bap diss track for everyone jolted awake at 7 AM on the one Saturday they planned to sleep in. The leaves came back anyway.

Seven A.M. Saturday

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The Daily Diss05/19/2026, 06:03:36 AM

A 3 AM petty-rage diss track for everyone held hostage by a phantom car alarm.

Nobody's Car

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The Daily Diss05/18/2026, 08:59:50 PM

A first-person petty-rage diss track roasting the self-checkout scanner freeze — 2:27 of comedic catharsis for everyone who's ever placed the item in the bagging area and been told, repeatedly, that they haven't.

Unexpected Item

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